Alright hoop fans, get ready—Basketball: Zero just dropped one of its wildest updates yet, and it’s nothing short of divine. Literally. Say hello to The Basketball God Update, a full-blown power fantasy wrapped in gold and dripping with attitude. If you thought you had game before, you haven’t seen anything yet.
Let’s start with the main event: the Basketball God himself. The devs aren’t pulling any punches here. He rolls in from the sky in a flying car, decked out like he just walked off a high-fashion runway (and probably did). It’s got that “I’m not just here to play—I’m here to humiliate” energy all over it.
New Moves That Hit Different
You’re getting two fresh signature moves:
- Reverse Dunk: Dribble straight at your defender, leap up, and smash the most disrespectful dunk you’ve ever seen. It’s rude. Beautifully rude.
- Shammgod: Yup, the real move. Fake ‘em out so hard they’ll be questioning their life choices as you glide past like it’s nothing.
God Mode Activated
And when the Basketball God enters his awakened state (yep, he doesn’t even need the ball to shine), all hell breaks loose:
- God’s 3: The nastiest three-pointer in the game. It’s borderline unfair.
- Dunk Over Heaven: Basically tells your opponent, “You shouldn’t have even tried.”
- Real Basketball Zone: Once you’re in the zone, your dunks? Unblockable. Your shots? Longer range. Your speed? Just enough to break ankles and hearts.
New Cosmetics? Oh, You’re Gonna Flex Hard
It wouldn’t be a true Basketball God update without next-level drip:
- A glowing Golden Cape that’ll make you look untouchable.
- The Golden Car Crash goal effect—because scoring should feel like a spectacle.
- A shiny Golden Player Card to prove you’re playing in another tax bracket.
- And yes, a Car Traversal Emote. Drive circles around the court because… why not?
Fixes and Tweaks
Some much-needed fixes also came through:
- Crashes on mobile and console? Handled.
- Emperor bugs? Mostly squashed. His Vision Zone now properly blocks ankle breakers. About time.
This update isn’t just a patch—it’s a statement. Basketball: Zero is leveling up, and it wants you to come along for the ride… if you can handle it.
Also, in case you forgot—there are codes you can use for in-game goodies. Don’t sleep on them.
Tried out the new moves yet? Feeling the gold cape energy? Let’s break it all down together—drop your thoughts or questions in the comments and let’s talk strats.
